Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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