just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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