the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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