someone owes me an orgasm
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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