Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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