would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
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