shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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