i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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