Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
This baby is an asshole
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
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