I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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