I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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