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I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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