she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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