its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
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