i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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