I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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