Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
jump out the window naked night went bad
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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