think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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