Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
She made me pour olive oil on her.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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