Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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