It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Randomize
