Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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