i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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