Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
its not stalking. its research.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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