great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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