i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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