i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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