evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
too bad you live with your parents still
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Randomize
