I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Sext me about skeletons
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Randomize