Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
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