i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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