I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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