I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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