Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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