her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
he was CRYING into my vagina
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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