idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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