My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
You're a waste of cheezeits
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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