these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
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