We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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