ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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