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Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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