after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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