i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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