My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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