I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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