so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Sorry about my life...
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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