Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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