she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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