giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
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