I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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