it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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