I think i peed on brittanys purse
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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