Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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