Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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