You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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