then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Sorry about my life...
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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