Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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